Monday's Mischief

Best Things You Can Say If Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work

1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 
   
2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as recommended in that time management course you sent me to." 
   
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time." 
   
4. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
   
5. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 
   
6. "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress." 
   
7. "The coffee machine is broken..." 
   
8. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." 
   
9. "...in Jesus' name. Amen."