- "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
- "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as recommended in that time management course you sent me to."
- "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time."
- "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
- "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
- "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
- "The coffee machine is broken..."
- "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
- "...in Jesus' name. Amen."
Monday, May 26, 2008
Best Things You Can Say If Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work
by . at 1:53 AM