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Monday, May 26, 2008

Monday's Mischief

Best Things You Can Say If Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work
  1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 
  2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as recommended in that time management course you sent me to." 
  3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time." 
  4. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
  5. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 
  6. "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress." 
  7. "The coffee machine is broken..." 
  8. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." 
  9. "...in Jesus' name. Amen."

1 comment:

Keetha said...

Very cute!!