The Joys of Being a Girl
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
10. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
11. We will never regret piercing our ears.
12. There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.
13. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.