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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Another parody....

Status Quo
(to the tune of "Let It Snow")

Oh the relatives think it’s frightful
The way we act so spiteful
But since we refuse to grow
Status quo! Status quo! Status quo!

It seems there is just no stopping
This marital bellyflopping
Our behavior is really low
Status quo! Status quo! Status quo!

Each determined that we are right
Ev’ry contact turns into a storm
If we’re going to stop this fight
We’ll have to use chloroform

Well, we’ve heard there are folks a-sighing
And forever "goo-goo eye"-ing
What it's like we will never know
Status quo! Status quo! Status quo!

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