(A psalm of Mac Addict. To the tune of "$99-$139".)
1 The iPod is my shepherd; I do not want silence.
2 It maketh me to lie down to Green Day: it leadeth me to listen to Muddy Waters.
3 It exhausteth my soul: it leadeth me in the paths of credit for its name's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of explicit lyrics, I will hear no evil: for it hath numbed me; its high definition earphones and its car adapter they comfort me.
5 It preparest a distraction before me in the presence of mine family: it surroundest my head with sound; my attention span runneth short.
6 Surely Genesis and Maroon 5 shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will drown out the voice of the LORD for ever.
True silence is to the spirit what sleep is to the body, nourishment and refreshment. - William Penn